Wow, y'all certainly have your panties in a bunch.
It's a very common joke that Jersey smells. I'm sure you've driven down the pike. There's a different bad smell for every exit. I lived in South Jersey on the shore for a year, and while most of it did not smell, I found myself living a couple hundred yards down the road from a clam processing plant. Holy crap, dudes, what a stench. But I do so much love Jersey. The horseshoe crabs rock, there are copious numbers of adult stores, the people are very friendly and many have sweet mullets, and the staties are nice. I heart NJ. So lay ooooooooff!!
