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Those who bash New Jersey (notice I said New Jersey, not Joisey or Jersey) just don't know it. It may not have the clean pristeen beaches of the National Seashore on the Cape, but it's a pretty damn nice place to live, and Mikey, ask your folks to keep their clothes on, I got little kids, Jeeeeeezzzzz!
But anyway, there was this time I was dating a girl in New Jersey and she said, "Take me where it smells," so I took her to Secaucus.
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