Blondes
How are blondes and turtles alike.........
If they get flipped over on their backs they're scr
ewed.........
(2) A blonde goes into a department store, walks up to a clerk and asks to see about the colored t.v. on the display case. The clerk looks at her and syas " lady we don't serve blondes here." Enraged the woman goes home, dyes her hair brown and goes back to the store. She goes to the same clerk and demands to see the colored t.v. . The clerk looks at her and says"Lady I told you before we don't serve blondes here."
Now the woman is really ticked off and says to the clerk,"Look at me I'm not Blonde!", the clerk assures her that she is blonde and only dyed hewr hair. The blonde says,"How did you know I was a blonde?" The clerk responds,"well, first off that's a microwave oven..........
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