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Dad hasn't been in charge for a while. My folks passed off Thanksgiving to my sister over 5 years ago. The man is very vocal, however, and usually gets what he wants, no matter what. But he didn't call dibs or peep until the next day, after he had finalized his theory of our elaborate scheme to defraud him of skin. Heck, it took him quite a bit longer to do all the biblical calculations to deduce that the world was going to end in 1998. If he was wrong about that, how right can he be about the skin? Oh man, I forgot that I hid it all in my other purse! That's gonna smell...
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