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Lesson nine:
An engineer was fishing on the beach. A guy came by in a hot air balloon, obviously having trouble. The fishing engineer shouted up to him "What's the problem?"
The guy shouts back "My compass is broken...I'm lost....do you have any idea where I am?"
The engineer shouts back, "Yes you are at 53 degrees north lattitude and 78 degrees west longitude!"
The man shouts back "You must be an engineer!"
"Why is that?", the fisherman asks.
"Because I ask you a question to help me out, and you give me an answer that doesn't help me at all! If it wasn't for guys like you, I wouldn't be in this predicament in the first place."
The fisherman yelled back "And you must be a manager.....you get yourself in trouble, come to me to bail you out, and when I do, you then blame me for your problem!"
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