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Old 05-15-2002, 12:24 PM   #51
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here's another

> A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a
> rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to 'write' with it..
> Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and
> said, "Well that's great, just great.....some arsewhol's got my pen."
>

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Things done at the last possible minute are done with the greatest possible information. Procrastination is, therefore, the most efficient means of doing things.
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