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It's pretty sad when your own teenager sens you this in an email and says, "Look dad, a joke written specifically about you."
A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her,? "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle.? If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
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His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer.
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