I can hear them now in the confessional, "bless me clammer for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Father Clammer, this week I lusted after you to no avail. (Confessionee trying to butter up the clammer). I also drank way too much alcohol and smoked way too many cigarettes. (More s#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&g up to Father Clammer) I also bought new fishing lures, saltwater lures of course, and ordered a new boat, as opposed to paying bills.
And this was one of the nuns...........I wish we had a penguin emoticon right now...
