Heard this one from a good ole' southern boy when I was in the Navy. Still one of the funniest saying I have ever heard
"He had a smile on his face bigger than a mule $hittin Peach Pits"
and here are a couple of quotes from one of my Favorite Movies....any guesses as to the movie.
"The sea is calm you said. Peaceful. Calm above, but below a world of gliding monsters preying on their fellows. Murderers, all of them. Only the strongest teeth survive. And who's to tell me it's any different here on board, or yonder on dry land?"
"we do not deal with justice here, but with the law"
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