My Snoring is Legendary in these parts.
When we go camping with the Scouts the Dads ask where My tent is setup...I say "Right Here" they say "Good, We'll be over there"
Went on a Cub Scout overnight at Higgins Armory a few years back, when the lights went on in the Morning one of the Dads sits up w/ tissue paper sticking out of his ears and says "You go home and Kiss that wife of yours for putting up with that all these years"