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Mark Twain - "When I left home at the age of eighteen, I thought my father was the stupidest man in the world. When I returned at twenty-one, I was amazed at how much he had learned in three years."

Churchill - "Never in the annals of recorded history have so many owed so much to so few." (After the Battle of Britain)

??? - "It is better to remain silent and thought to be a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

Elaine - "You mean it shrinks?" Jerry - "Like a frightened turtle!"

??? - "Success is a journey, not a destination."

??? - "I thought I was a poor man because I had no shoes. Then I met a man who had no feet."