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Now let me start by saying... Good for you son! It's always good to see young people taking an interest in danger. Now a lot of people are going to be telling you you're crazy, and maybe they're right.
But the fact of the matter is:
Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world!
-- Captain Lance Murdoch, upon hearing that Bart wants jump the Springfield Gorge, in "Bart the Daredevil''
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