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You know can make your own ultraviolet spray?
Just have a big glass of water, lay in the in the sun for an afternoon and then take a leak into a spray bottle.
It's a little known fact that rays from the sun that are absorbed in your skin condense inside your kidneys, resulting in urine that comes out high in ultraviolet radiation. No need to pay the high prices they want for this stuff.
You can hook up with a tanning salon if you want to get commercial quantities: Just ask them to not to flush and to call you when the bowl is full. A couple of guys on the Cape are all over this, Dr. Jeckle can expect some serious competition from the home pissers this Spring. I'm a little P.O.d' I did not think of it first.
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