Pfft...High priced anything.
Sheeeet you can carve your own, you know.
Melt down a few milk jugs from Cumberland Farms and whittle out a Mag Darter or two while your watchin' TV.
Don't forget to prep the cold frame and move it to your house's southern exposure so you can start some cabbage and carrots - it's almost time. Nothin like fresh, brazed cabbage and carrot casserole on those cold mornings before going out subsistence fishing.