When you have a dozen live eels in a soup pot in the refridgerator, let the wife know that it isn't dinner in that pot.
Don't leave your eel rag in your wading jacket pocket.
Make sure all your eels are accounted for before you leave your car in the hot sun.
Make sure you set your drag before you cast,...and have a huge striper inhale your plug.
Don't do acid and drive while looking through binoculars.
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