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Old 02-15-2006, 11:13 PM   #17
Uncle Matt
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Several years ago, my family started getting a free local rag delivered to our driveway. Of course I pick it up every week and put it directly in the recycling bin. I figured it's not worth the effort to complain and it becomes my weekly routine. About two winters I forget about it, it hits the snowblower and jams it up good. I'm smoking mad now. I call the company, tear them a new one because I don't want their free crappy paper etc. Ever since that call, they throw two of the free papers in my driveway! It's actually kinda funny.

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