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"I'm not a roman mum, I'm a kike, a yid, a heebie, a hook-nose, I'm kosher mum, I'm a Red Sea pedestrian, and proud of it!"
Brian's mother: Who are you?
Wise Man #2: We are three wise men.
Brian's mother: What?
Wise Man #1: We are three wise men.
Brian's mother: Well, what are you doing creeping around a cow shed at two o'clock in the morning? That doesn't sound very wise to me.
"What Jesus fails to appreciate is that it's the meek who are the problem."
"Alms for an ex-leper!"
"Oh, What I wouldn't Give to be Spat at in the face, Bloody Jailers Pet You Are"
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