[JohnR]

You know your trailer trash when ...

1. The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your
spouse.

2. You let your 12-year old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of
her kids.

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different
night.

5. Jack Daniels makes your list of "Most Admired People".

6. Anyone in your family has ever died right afte saying, "Hey, watch
this."

7. Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.

8. You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are, "Gentlemen,
start your engines."

9. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its
wheels.

10. The Blue Book value of your pickup truck depends on how much gas it has
in it.

11. You go outside to get something out of the fridge.

12. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

13. You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard.

14. You can't get married to your sweetheart because it is against the law.

15. You dated one of your parents' current spouses in high school.

16. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.