Here's another question for Captain Cupcake.
Will the Captain still be giving instructional dog training demonstrations on those nice quiet spring mornings at the trout ponds, when I look forward to communing with the birds, the fresh air, meeting up with old friends while stocking the wily rainbow? Nothing better than seeing the master Cupcake with his mutt tear-assing around, giving off shock collar yelps with the captain yelling orders like "GET OVER HERE STOOOOPID" breaking the quiet of nice spring morning.
