Red.....I tried calling you Saturday afternoon....phone was busy...you must have been on the 'puter'....
..you didn't miss much...
cept' for mosquitos...and a rod-breaking moment...
sorry NJSurf....couldn't resist!!
....and now back to our regurlarly programmed nonsense....
....WANT AD FUNNIES.......
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1/2 COCKER SPANIEL
1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG
SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...
ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED...
ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.
FULL SIZED MATTRESS. 20 YR. WARRANTY.
LIKE NEW. SLIGHT URINE SMELL.
NORDIC TRACK $300
HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY
HUMMERS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER -
"IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"
GEORGIA PEACHES, CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.
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TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR?
WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS.
STARTING PAY: $7 -- $9 PER HOUR.
EXERCISE! EQUIPMENT:
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JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300.
OPEN HOUSE BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON
FREE COFFEE & DONUTS
FOR SALE BY OWNER
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer
needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.