You just CAN'T wiper her out. In addition to the fact that I'll be short one fishing partner, my wife will blame me for the fact that you terminated your wife. And I can guarantee you that if you come down to Rhody for some fishing and your wife can't because, well, she's gardening in the skies, my wife will again be miserable. And if she's miserable, I'm miserable :P
Seriously, How is the house family and the house on the lagoon??
... BTW - maybe next weekend you, your lovely wife, and your sweet child can come down so you and I can go to the Providence BOAT Show
