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freeballin · 04-14-2006, 02:15 PM

Vacation

A man and his ever-nagging Wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.

While they were there, the Wife passed away.

The undertaker told the Husband "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150.
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.

I just can't take that chance.

04-14-2006, 02:15 PM	#1
freeballin Registered User iTrader: (0) Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: NJ Posts: 113	Easter Vacation Vacation A man and his ever-nagging Wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the Wife passed away. The undertaker told the Husband "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150. The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150? The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.