Saturday - Cleaning the garage, which is a semi-annual event. - Over the course of a few months, my tools and fishing equipment disperse to every inch of real estate in the garage and the wife likes to reclaim her areas (she stores her work "paraphernalia" in there as well).
Sunday - Head to the beach with the family. The daughter and I will hide from the sun under an umbrella, while the wife lathers up in baby-oil.
Fishing when the sun goes down.