Poor guy fishes so much, he's got the family pics in da beach vehicle. If yer gonna do it, it guess do it all the way. I'd love to be an internet hero, but my tips will only get me chased out of parking lots by much larger, angy fishermen. I'd assume they would use me for bait.
I can hear the waders now...
Squish-squish-squish-squish-squish
