Your wallet’s fat, your car is rank
F$%^&* you and your H2!
Each burst of speed costs half a tank
F$%^&* you and your H2!
At each stop sign and traffic light
Regardless if it’s day or night
They’ll mutter “A$%^&*” and they’re right
F$%^&* you and your H2!
You can’t drive mud, you can’t clear rocks
F$%^&* you and your H2!
With Chevy Tahoe frame and shocks
F$%^&* you and your H2!
What illness do you suffer from?
Are your aesthetic senses numb?
How does it feel to be so dumb?
F$%^&* you and your H2!
If I gave you what you deserve
F$%^&* you and your H2!
I’d cut you off and make you swerve
F$%^&* you and your H2!
I’d follow you across the land
I’d top your gas tank off with sand
And flip the bird with my free hand
F$%^&* you and your H2!
It’s true you are the Tax-break winner
F$%^&* you and your H2!
You spent it on ‘roo-bars and Spinners
F$%^&* you and your H2!
Full fifty-grand you can omit,
But what remains to show for it?
A four-point-three-ton pile of S$%^&*.
F$%^&* you and your H2!
Despite my venomous complaint
F$%^&* you and your H2!
I’ve got an atom of restraint
F$%^&* you and your H2!
I hope this point you haven’t missed
Your car selection makes me pissed
In spite of that I can resist
F$%^&* you and your H2!
For 3 or more: the carpool lane
F$%^&* you and your H2!
But what if you have half a brain?
F$%^&* you and your H2!
You solo drive each day to work
That’s why your friends all joke and smirk
Come Humm on THIS, you F$%^&* jerk!
F$%^&* you and your H2!
