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He did????? what Sister Mary Laurita?? I’ll speak with him.. “Wait til your father gets home!!!”
My old man don’t do soup “This is sick people food, how about a steak?”
My mom god bless her all 4’7” of her was trained like a Navy seal, wooden spoons, sandals, pretty much everything within reach…
My mom god bless her, as she walked up to me with her hands behind her back..” Come here I have something for you” That worked til about age 7… Then it was cut and run from there on out…
“There are children starving in Africa, finish your pea soup!”
“Finish your liver!”
“Drink your milk”
More of an anecdote really” My mom used to collect porcelain clowns. I remember putting my sister on her trike and tying a rope to the cabinet then standing on the back of the trike then pushing away from the cabinet… She was’nt angry. I was scared. No wait til your father comes home.. months later.. Matts birthday invite comes in the mail.. OH COOL mom mom mom mom can I go “remember the clowns” shes says calm as can be…
“Go to confession, we saw you”
“keep it up and I’m telling the priest you want to be an altar boy” was one til I was 16…
My poor mother “who’s car is that?”
My old man “where’d those girls come from?”
Shop class “ The fasterer I go, the behinderer I get.”
My old man fishing on a party boat with my buddy, “ Lip the effin thing mikeyor you’re swimming, kid I know your old man I can take him”
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