Because golf sucks, bird watching, though interesting is quickly boring, Hiking is okay but those people with the funny floppy hats and LLBean attire and pale skin frighten me, I gave up full court basketball four years ago when it became quite apparent that my knees were disintergrating, I suck at softball and baseball. I don't do malls well and hate spending money anyways ( I am firmly parsimonious), you can't hunt at night or on Sundays in Massachusetts and if I ever brought home a deer again my daughters would have PETA at my door in a heartbeat ( I failed miserably at trying to convince them that Bambi, Thumper and Flower don't really exist and animals don't converse like us humans do and that yes they are quite tasty) kayaking with my wife would simply make me rather be getting a root canal ( besides boats suck, the only reason for having one is to catch fish from otherwise I wouldn't have a thing to do with them) They won't let us "hunt" seals ( I could really go full time with a pastime like that) I enjoy misery while crawling over barnacle encrusted rocks and junk on the island beaches and the sweat, pains and aches that come with it ( does that make me a sado-masichist?)
It allows me continue feeding my fetish for more lures, rods, reels and associated junk than I could ever use in three lifetimes ( maybe four) I like swapping lies and trying to figure out what is really true and what amount of Bull sh*t is being spwewed out on me. I enjoy blood s#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&g swarming insects infecting me with unpronounceable diseases and dousing myself with chemicals to ward them off that over time will have more of a detrimental affect on my health than the initial bug bites.
With all that pointing to it I guess it makes fishing all the more attractive. I need help.......
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