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Young Salt · 08-18-2006, 07:09 AM

I know ways to get rid of coyotes.....

one way involves painting a railroad on the side of a mountain - a brick wall will work, as mountiains can be hard to come by on the cape.

another way you'll need a 10,00 lb anvil and a steep cliff....a large red bullseye painted below helps with accuracy.

the last way involves the use of ACME exploding bird seed, which is all but impossible to get in MA in this post 9-11 world.

08-18-2006, 07:09 AM	#22
Young Salt Salt of the Earth iTrader: (0) Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Suburbia, RI Posts: 1,025	I know ways to get rid of coyotes..... one way involves painting a railroad on the side of a mountain - a brick wall will work, as mountiains can be hard to come by on the cape. another way you'll need a 10,00 lb anvil and a steep cliff....a large red bullseye painted below helps with accuracy. the last way involves the use of ACME exploding bird seed, which is all but impossible to get in MA in this post 9-11 world.