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Old 09-30-2006, 07:08 PM   #3
Uncle Matt
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Larry, officers have family and financial problems and emergencies as well as the next person. If we can't leave our assigned spot doing the tough waving thing, how are our loved ones supposed to reach us? Also Larry police have to be available to our departments, supervisors and courts 24 hours a day. But I'm extra talented I guess. Cause I can wave my arm AND talk on my phone at the same time. Isn't that why we have two arms?

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