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Old 10-02-2006, 08:25 PM   #1
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Thumbs down 55 gallon drum of morphine

thats what ya need sitting in your garage
when ya have a friggan kidney stone...

talk about PAIN....
i aged a whole year in a single weekend.

i was x-rayed ,cat scanned ,examined and prescribed.

luckilly no cats ..not even kittens were found inside me.

i have been hit by a car...thrown 200 feet from my car,
stung by a hundred hornets,tumbled down a mountain
with a hot tail pipe of a motorcycle burning me all the way,
smashed by a landslide of rocks....bitten by fire ants
you name it...

and nothing compares to this pain.... nothing..
those of you who have had one ...know exactly what
i'm talking about... because it's off the scale....

it's a man's version of having a baby.... oh- my- god!...

i was almost tearing up the leather on the hospital bed
until they finally got the friggan I.V. in me and injected narcotics...
what an experience that is....

i am so wiped out..... it 's rediculous .....

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