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"Hello, is this the Rhode Island State Police?"
"Yes. What can I do for you?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor, Spence.
He's drilling holes in his firewood and hiding marijuana
inside!"
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the Detectives and Officers descend on Spences house.
They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they split every piece of wood, but find no
marijuana.
They sneer at Spence and leave.
The phone rings at Spences house.
"Hey, Spence! This is Stripersnipr. Did the Police come to your house?"
"Yeah!, how'd you know?"
"Did they split your firewood?"
Yeah!, How'd you know?"
"Consider it an early Christmas present buddy!"
Who says Rednecks are dumb?
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