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Canalman · 11-03-2006, 01:18 PM

It's kinda like this

President Bush and that moron Condoleeza Rice are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Rice sitting over there?"

The barman says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WW III ".

And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one bicycle repairman."

The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman? Why kill a bicycle repairman?

Bush turns to Rice, punches her on the shoulder and says, "See, smart ass! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"

11-03-2006, 01:18 PM	#10
Canalman Calling Jon The Fisherman iTrader: (0) Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The Sack Of Mass Posts: 2,357	It's kinda like this President Bush and that moron Condoleeza Rice are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Rice sitting over there?" The barman says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?" Bush says, "We're planning WW III ". And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?" Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one bicycle repairman." The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman? Why kill a bicycle repairman? Bush turns to Rice, punches her on the shoulder and says, "See, smart ass! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"
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