FYI
Matters have been taken into my own hands.
The ultra premium "ironing board"
has been returned.
I resorted to taking an item I bought
for myself for my birthday and gave it to my wife to give to me.
Sometimes, you just have to do these things yourself to ensure they are done right.
Both Canalman and Reelecstasy were given identical winning plugs. I'm deeply sorry for putting you through this difficult time.
If you haven't, please get out and vote.
-spence