Two come to mind, but there are millions (all from ten years working deck on Seven Bs):
First is a two-question sequence:
Guy on dock: "Youse gettin' any big ones?" (fluke)
Me: Yeah, a few good ones... We had a couple over 8 today...
Guy on dock: "Any size to 'em?"
AND
"Is this a fishing boat?"
What gave it away? the 36 rods lined up on the rail right in front of you? Or was it that you just watched me fillet a dozen codfish?
This is a great thread. I'd love to publish the top 100...
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