Don't tell me that Mike.....if they were to find out the wind situation where I live

...I'd get hammered.
The house is located in an elevated part of the town, I believe the highest point actually,.... we always get BIG wind ...it's pretty open around me to boot.
I explained my elevation situation, and they still didn't want to hear it. It would take one helk of a flood to get my panteeez wet. This sux, there's no getting ahead in this world, if ya ain't born rich.....fawgettaboutit!!
Insurance!! What a racket!! The Legalized Mafia with the Government as it's muscle. How can you beat that?

Pay up sucka!!