I had a close friend who was raising fancy pigeons.
He had an influx of wild pigeons raiding his coops through the return flying doors and they were eating all the feed and crossbreeding with his fancys.
One day he put all his fancy birds in a separate cage and put decon rat poison in the feed.
A week later he went to the local church for mass and the priest (who knew he raised pigeons) was talking to my friend and a pigeon fell from the roof dead in the bushes. The priest asked my friend about them falling from the church roof dead and what could be the cause. My friend just chuckled and said they were coming to church to die.
True story!
