Family owned hardware business located in new york city required all family start at bottom and work themselves up the ladder to a better position.the owners youngest son was told to go to all the new england states and take orders and show new products.on driving through maine for 3 hours he has to take a sh*t.he has not passed anyplace to stop.he see a pumpkin patch and pull out a knife,cuts the top off the pumpkin and sits and proceeds to do his business.he put the top back on the pumpkin and after driving down the road for a mile he comes to a gas station general store.after he goes all the way to the candian boarder on his way back he stops at the general store and goes inside.chatting with the clerk he tell him about the pumpkin and then he goes on his way.the clerk cranked up the phone and said vi this is cy that was sh*t in the pumpkin pie.
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