...Happy Birthday Gentiles -
It's Happy Birthday Poem time
May King Neptune bless you both... with scales on your legs and crabs in your bucket,
And any other time you decide to just say F#@$@ it!!..
May your thumb burn forever and your nose never run,
May she never join the NRA or ever buy a gun.
Fishings' not a habit it's a very bad disease,
It'll make you beg her often while your down on your knees
Some-times while at work.... you feel that distant pain,
only waking up to realize you left another stain
Rushing to the toilet you try hard to stay calm,
but another one slips out real fast and sounds like a bomb
A Foul Hook nor a Bird's nest will ever hold you back,
As long as you remove all that nasty from your crack.
You've done this once before, through the wind, fog, and rain,
but it's never left this nasty smell and a deep dark chocolate stain.
Keep a tight grip on your rod, and your line beneath your finger,
Pull your belt a little tighter so that stain don't start to linger.
And when the night is finally over,... you can't take it anymore...
You've just proven to yourself ..that you really are .......hardcore
Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . .. .. .
