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Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over
at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big!
I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue." With that he proceeded to get
a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife
was working and measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right, your butt is
two inches wider than the barbecue!!!!" The wife chooses to ignore her
husband. Later that night in bed, Ted is feeling a little frisky. He makes
some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's
wrong?" he asks.
She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill
for one tiny little sausage?"
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