The party of the second , having witnessed the catching of a fish , henceforth called "The Catch" , by the party of the first. Hereby swear and bear witness to that fact that said fish call "The Catch " was actually caught , weighed and released by the party of the first and that all weighing and measuring was actually witnessed by the party of the second , do hereby affix my signiture to the henceforth called "The Official Striped-Bass.com Entry Form". This attachment of my signiture certifies that the information contained there in wa sactaully witnessed by me and therefore the said entry form is valid and should be used to cause the affore mentioned "The Catch" to be reclassified as a bonified contest entry and should therefore henceforth be called "The Entered Fish" and that if said "Entered Fish" should over the courseof time designated as "The Contest Period" prove to be the largest fish as defined in the rules of the contest hencefoth called "the Contest Rules" shall be declared the winner entitling the party of the first to claim the prize for the contest henceforth called "The Grand Prize". However , if the party of the second should at any time be declared ineligible for "The Contest" because of a lack of complete compliance to "The contest Rules" , including but not limited to the proper length of board membership time or the minimum number of posts , the party of the first shall forfit all rights to "The gRand Prize" and shall immediately return "The Grand Prize" to John R henceforth Known as "The Chief Cook and Bottle Washer for The Contest". It shall then be the responsibility of "The Chief Cook and Bottle Washer for The Contest" to determine a new contest winner as outlined in "The contest rules" and that the Dumb Arsed Party of the second who signed the original winning "The Official Striped-Bass.com Entry Form" either fraudulently of do to his or her own ignorance shall be staked out to the rising tide at the East End of the Cape Cod Canal , henceforth called "The Execution Grounds" for a period of 24 hours or until the crabs pick his bones cleans , whichever shall occur first. I'm glad you're writing the rules John!!
