The little lady has two tattoos. One of dancing bears around her ankle and a blue elephant right on her backside. The dancing bears looks really classy for a tattoo. It looks just like an ankle bracelet. The elephant looks good too but no one really sees that. Maybe if you're real nice she'll let you see, but you may not touch.
. Maybe if you give me enough plugs you can touch. (Just kidding honey!)
When I move out, I'm getting an angel on my thigh. I could get it anywhere since I moved out but if I ever feel like I don't want to show it off, I don't have to.
My dad has four tattoos. A naked woman on one forearm and his name on the other. Then on one upper arm he has a buzzard and on his other upper arm, he has a skull. He hates them. He was young and in the Navy and probably half cocked when he had them done.