I do not have this "Plug" illness, but agree that it IS an illness.
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I would suggest a meeting to discuss your problem in a group setting. We could meet on the rocks at mid-tide when the surf is up, just before dark. For all those inflicted, please bring your plugs in plain brown paper bags. Hand them to me and I will make sure that you never see them again.
Of course, in order to control your urge to buy more plugs, you will hafta hand over all your cash as well. Lastly, I will need all of your IP adresses so I can send out a virus that will not allow you to access fishing-related sites such as this.
