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Old 04-01-2007, 07:30 AM   #10
clumber
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: MA/RI border
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My next door neighbor decided to refinish some furniture in his basement a couple years ago......
Lucky to make have made it out alive.

Capt. Obvious (me) woke up the wife with the sound of fire engines and the sight of billowing smoke with the words, "I think the house next door is on fire."

brilliant deduction

" the fisherman taking a great cod line to which he fasteneth a peece of lobster and threwes it into the sea. The rockfish biting at it, he pulls her to him and knockes her on the head with a sticke."
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