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		 I like Sandman's idea the best.  I would cut the bottom out of a 5 gallon bucket, lay a toilet seat on top, put on a big rain poncho and grab a newspaper.  I would down a couple big cups of coffee to loosen up and head over to their house, set myself down and read the paper while doing my business. 
 
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