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Originally Posted by Clammer
F#$%^&* that ...
F #$%^&* them :::
I,ve designed the ultimate BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFISH plug >>>>>>>>>
It will be in use this season :::
It looks like a typical top-water / surface swimmer /swinging its ass high in the air >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the plug itself floats /its made up of the 1st three quarters >>> head to almost the rear .. of a rare /undestructable wood found only on the planet BFGFYS >..
the rear is a secret metal .that I can,t give out anyother information on at this time >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It is a spring loaded design / patent applied for }}
It has been tested & proven to a 100% success rate >>>> its been in trails for approx. 10 years ><><<><
ItS painted >> CLAMMER YELLOW W/ realistic looking rubber 4/0 trebles S/S :::: wieghting in @ just under 2OZ /unloaded & 2 & 5/8 loaded ::
its cast like a missle & tends to act the same ;;
once the C/B hits the water .. retreive slowly /picking up speed if necessary / try & get the f #$%^&*() blOOOOFISH to follow it >>> before it attacks /// thats the fun >>>>>> when the BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO can no longer take the ass swinging >>>>> then tend to clamp down on the rear of the plug >>>>>>>>>>{{{{{{ & this is what seperates it from all other plugs currently on the market ;;}}}}}}}}}}}}}} when their razor sharp teeth & lockjaw ability /grip the plug >>>>>>> thet trigger small latch on the topside of the plug >>>>>>> once the latch has been activated ;; IT arms a small projectile ;[[LIKE a small torpedo}} which in turns is fired out the rear of the plug .. {{it Contains a descent amount of high grade TNT }} it shoots itself directly into the blOOOOOOOOOOfish . stopping at the gills & at WHICH TIME IT ACTIVATES >>>>>> BLOWING THE M #$%^&*( F@#$%^&*()_ BLLLLLLLLFISH,S HEAD >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> RIGHT THE F $%^&*( OFF ;;
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED >>>>> NEXT BLUEFISH  |
Sounds like you consulted with Raven on this one, while on the top of Pleasant Mountain.
Post pics, oh i forgot, you don't have a camera.
