I tuned in this morning also under the 'car wreck' theory. That was painful to listen too. He was truly feeling sorry for HIMSELF. He'd start off by saying how was sorry he was for his idiotic comments, but then inevitably, almost tragically, he would digress into all of the good things he does. He couldn't stop talking about what a great champion of charity he is. Then intermittently all his rump swabs would call up and tell him how great he is. Classic stuff.