[stripersnipr]

Originally Posted by Bassturbed

1) if he has a knife, shoot him in the PELVIS

2) if he has a gun, aim for center of mass, shoot 'til he drops

3) if he has a gun and body armor, then you take cover and mozambique the sumbitch (1 tap to the body, two taps to the head).

4) if it's wifey's time of the month, sic her on the perp with a fryin pan.