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What you all don't know about John's middle finger is that it was grusomely disfigured in a freak fishing accident.
While fishing off the sagamore bridge, John hooked a 12 1/2" striper. During the 1000foot ascent from the canal to the bridge, the fish jumped the hook causing John to lose his balance and fall backwards.
He spun in mid-air and threw out his hands to break his fall. Unfortunately, his right hand was on the road as a steamroller was rolling by... his finger was flattened out (see Warner Bros. Wiley Coyote) and now has a diameter of 18 inches... though quite flat.
True story.
And some of you wanted to have a tournament on the honor system?
Sounds like Jenn has a get rich quick scheme... buy a whole bunch of property in Central - Western Mass and hope that in 10 years, it'll be waterfront. Could work... maybe I'll use my big Publisher's Clearing House winnings. Got the $1 mil winning numbers in an envelope sitting in my garbage at the house...
Yeah, we're getting deep into winter here.
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