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Originally Posted by Rappin Mikey
The last few weeks have sucked here is my list.
1. I'm on vacation for the week (usually my first good week of fishing) BLOWN OUT!!!!
2. Yesterday, I ran over a nail at the new house/construction site
3. The new house/construction site
4. The last three trips to my Spring honey hole smelled like good cheebah.
5. I'm bald
6. Last week, while trying to get bait, one of my legs fell into some type of animal den that was totally hidden by leaves. Thank God it was my good leg. My bad one was safely tucked under my armpit. I was doing the splits like a junior high cheerleader, and got stuck. I finally got myself out, caught no bait.
7. Went to another bait spot. Wet shoes from the last fiasco caused me to slip on a rock. I embedded a hook in my thumb (again) as I tried to break my fall. Again, no bait.
8. My brother Rick likes men....... a lot
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Well Mikey it could be worse. see watch....
#1. vacation is still better than work
#2& 3....some people dont have a pot to ?>": in, so count your blessings that you are able to build your own pot.
#4 good cheebah is better that bad cheebah
#5 ever hear the term "bald is beautiful"?
#6 at least you didnt wake a hungry bear
#7 better a hook in the thumb than in the eye like was posted a while ago in the main forum
and last but not least #8....the more options a man has the less likely he will die alone!
Hopefully I cheered you up a little anyway....