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Old 04-29-2007, 05:01 AM   #13
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can't wait

for the friggan tree's to leaf out....

because this dammed parrot has been trained to live outside
during the day.... all day... returning at dusk....

he'll do some screamin jet fly bys when he's ready to come in...

then he'll fly to ya in the opened upstairs window
and his disposition improves greatly....i can assure you.

funny you mention it.... cuz one of his non expletive names is

chicken... lol

one forth of july he was just outside the back door
screaming his lungs inside- out for no
apparent reason just to be a total JERK! i thought...
as there were no crows flying over head ,or turkey vultures
or red tail hawks... nothin... so i jumped out the back door
and blasted the 20 guage not quite in his direction....
just to let him know....
don't push it buddy.... or i'll shoot ya.

sorta freaked out my one neighbor ....but thats ok..

he got the message ..... and shut the hell up...
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